Me and Ms. Amy Mc at dinner last night:
allow me to regale you with a small tale of no importance at all, save to illustrate the delicious differences of these two women:
a reference -
Amy - 4'11"
Allison - 5'4"
.
When Amy and I were in college, our choir took a trip down to Florida to sing at some beautiful churches and stay on the beach
where we all got drunk every night
and acted the fool(s).
On a night where the wine was a'flowing and the whiskey was good,
Amy and I shucked our sundresses and undies
in the light of the moon
surrounded by a group of our peers at the ocean's edge
We held hands and ran into the raging surf, skinny dipping for a few minutes.
Laughing,
we returned to shore and our clothes
when a slurring sophomore name Kara
announced,
"When I saw you two running into the ocean side by side, all I could think was 'Big buttcrack, little buttcrack!"
.
.
The end.
xoxoxo,
Allison
3 comments:
I just busted out laughing! I think that sentence is going to stay in my head for a long time.
On another note, I hope you're having a great weekend.
Liz R, I salute you :) I hope your weekend is fabulous, too - everything here is relaxed and quite delightful :) xoxoxox
Now, that is a good story;)...love those galpal ties and the history behind them...both tall tales and small tales alike;)teehee
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