Wish I had this when I saw Dave Matthews

Instead I awkwardly toted around my purse....this was a while back, how could I have ever known that some day I would make something that I could use intead?
Something that allowed me to dance and use both hands, one to fend off the drunk reeling white-boy hippie dancer on my left and the other to hold up a lighter.
Alas, I cannot invent a time machine ;)