Saturday, June 11, 2011

Big and Little

Me and Ms. Amy Mc at dinner last night:

allow me to regale you with a small tale of no importance at all, save to illustrate the delicious differences of these two women:

a reference -

Amy - 4'11"
Allison - 5'4"
.

When Amy and I were in college, our choir took a trip down to Florida to sing at some beautiful churches and stay on the beach
where we all got drunk every night
and acted the fool(s).

On a night where the wine was a'flowing and the whiskey was good,
Amy and I shucked our sundresses and undies
in the light of the moon
surrounded by a group of our peers at the ocean's edge

We held hands and ran into the raging surf, skinny dipping for a few minutes.
Laughing,
we returned to shore and our clothes
when a slurring sophomore name Kara
announced,

"When I saw you two running into the ocean side by side, all I could think was 'Big buttcrack, little buttcrack!"

.
.

The end.

xoxoxo,
Allison

3 comments:

liz r. said...

I just busted out laughing! I think that sentence is going to stay in my head for a long time.

On another note, I hope you're having a great weekend.

Sunny Rising Leather said...

Liz R, I salute you :) I hope your weekend is fabulous, too - everything here is relaxed and quite delightful :) xoxoxox

Kelly said...

Now, that is a good story;)...love those galpal ties and the history behind them...both tall tales and small tales alike;)teehee