Me and Ms. Amy Mc at dinner last night:
allow me to regale you with a small tale of no importance at all, save to illustrate the delicious differences of these two women:
a reference -
Amy - 4'11"
Allison - 5'4"
When Amy and I were in college, our choir took a trip down to Florida to sing at some beautiful churches and stay on the beach
where we all got drunk every night
and acted the fool(s).
On a night where the wine was a'flowing and the whiskey was good,
Amy and I shucked our sundresses and undies
in the light of the moon
surrounded by a group of our peers at the ocean's edge
We held hands and ran into the raging surf, skinny dipping for a few minutes.
we returned to shore and our clothes
when a slurring sophomore name Kara
"When I saw you two running into the ocean side by side, all I could think was 'Big buttcrack, little buttcrack!"